Why


And what joy, think ye, did they feel after the exceeding long and troublos ascent? - after
Scrambling, slipping
Pulling, pushing
Lifting, gasping
Looking, hoping
Despairing, climbing
Holding on, falling off
Trying, puffing
Loosing, gathering
Talking, stepping
Grumbling, anathematising
Scraping, hacking
Bumping, jogging
Overturning, hunting
Straddling,
for know you that by these methods alone are the most divine mysteries of the Quest reached.

Divine Mysteries of the Oromaniacal Quest by Norman Collie
Scottish Mountaineering Club Journal 1894